Ek Murghi ne Pak-India Border pe Anda Diya.
Dono Mulk Ek Anday k Liye Larny Lagy.
Faisla Ye Hua k Kon Dosray Mulk ki Ziyada Larkiyon ko Kiss Karega, Phir Baat Tay Hogi..
Pehle Pakistani India Gaye.
Aur 20000 Larkiyon ko Kiss Kya.
Indians Excited Ho K:
Ab Hamari Baari.
Pakistani: Choro Yaar Tum Anda Rakh Lo... :-)
Kameeny
Kameeny
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Kareena Kapur ki nai Film ka naam hai
Zaror Dekhna.
Wo kon si 2 Jagah hai Jahan Insaan nahi marta?
Socho?
Socho?
Socho?
Nahi pata na Main btata hon
No 1 - Jannat
Aur
No 2 - Star Plus
Two Friends saw a lion:
1st climb up the tree
2nd lay down to Play "Dead"
Lion came to him and said
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"Na bacha Na ab ye film purani ho chuki hai"
Posted in: Urdu Funny SMS By: wahabi On: Tuesday, July 28, 2009 | SMS Length:1 Message(s) Email This
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Shadi k Jhagray
Shadi k Dosrey din:
Bubbli: Ammi aaj meri ur unki larai ho gai.
Anti Misba: Beta shadi me jhagry tu hoty hen.
Bubbli: Wo to theek hai per ab Laash ka kya karen?
Ek Cute se 7 Saal k Bachay ka Cute si 6 Saal ki Bachi ko Propose karne ka Style:
Boy: Oye Tum melay shath shadi talo di?
Girl: Nai.
Boy: Pleesh!
Girl: Nai Na!
Boy: Alay Maan Jao Na Pleesh! Main Tumto SLANTY Le Tal Don Da,
Girl: Nai Maine Ice-Cleem Khani Hai.
Boy: Chal Gandi Bhooki.
Wife (Bohat Pyaar Se): Sunye! Mujhe koi Mehngi Cheez le kar den na...
Husband: Chalo Tum Tayyar Ho jao.
Hum Aata Lenay Chaltay Hain.
Height of Ghurbat:
Faqeer: 2 Rupay ka Sawaal hai Baba...
Bacha: Baba Jaldi se sawal batao, Mujhe 2 Rupay ki bohat sakht zaroorat hai.
Live Concert at SKY
Live Concert at SKY...
* DANCE by
Michael Jackson
* SINGERS
Noor Jahan
Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan
* Poetry by
Ahmed Faraz
Free Ticket Lene k liye
Neti Jetti K Pull se Jump karen. :-)
Walk on you OWN PATH.
Love in your OWN WAY.
Talk in your OWN WORDS.
Do what your Heart says.
and One Day.
The World will say...
Dheet hai Bhai, Kisi ki nahi Sunta... :-)
Mubarak ho
Rohat-e-Azad k molana Azad ko 14 Augst ka chand nazar aa gya hai
Jashne Azadi morkha 14 Augst, Barooz Juma tul Mubarak ko manaya jae ga
Army parade k theek baad 14 August ki Namaz aada ki jae ge.
Is Msg mai Mera Naam Dhoondho!
Nahi Mila???
Ghor Se Dekho....
Oper Contact name Nazar Nahi Aaraha???
Kardi Na Pathano Wali Harkat.
Zindagi Main Kabhi Haar Na Mano...
Zindagi Main
Itna Aagy Barho.
Itna Aagy Barho.
Itna Aagy Barho.
K Aagy Wala Tang Aa kar Kahy.
"PEHLE TU HE CHALA JA."
Jab se Tumhari Dosti Hui Hai.
Mujhe Ehsaas Hua Hai K
Aapki Qeemat Laakhon Main Hai...
Agar Bura Na Maanen To...
Aapko Bech Don?
Mujhe ALTO Khareedni Hai Plz.
1 Faqeer 1 ghar k pass kuch youn sada laga raha tha:
"Baba anda v kha lenda aey"
"Baba chawal v kha lenda aey"
"Baba ice cream v kha lenda aey"
"Baba burger v kha lenda aey"
"Baba sandvich v kha lenda aey"
Ghar k malik ne khirki se sir nikaal kar kaha :
Baba "Chhittar" v kha lenda aey k nahi...
Sirf
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"Tapana Tha"
:-)
Ek Buddha Apna Check Up Karwany Gaya:
Budha: Mjhe Sunai Nahi Deta.
Doctor: Aapki umer kitni hai?
Buddha: 90 Saal.
Doctor: Aap ja sakte hain, Aap ne pehle he bohat kuch sun lia hai.
