A Memon called a newspaper office and asked: Mera Baap Mar gaya hai, kya charges hongay?
NewsPaper: Rs.50 per word.
Memon: Oh bohat ziyada hain, Acha likho "Ghafoor Bhai Died".
Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words!
Memon: Oh ho! Jara sochnay do..... Acha likho.................
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Silence and Smile are two powerful tools.
Simle is the way to solve many problems, and
Silence is the way to avoid many problems.
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Tum banke dost aise aye zindagi me, ke hum ye zamana hi bhool gaye, tumhe yaad aye na aye hamari kabhi, par hum to tumhe
bhulana hi bhool gaye.
Add your comments about current SMS....Thanks....iRFAnSajiD
Why do U think I SMS u?
Is it because I care?
Or I miss u?
Or I love u?
Or I need you?
No ! It's b'coz...
Time pass ke liye koi BAKRA chaiye.
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Once The Moon Winks
At You Tonight
I Wish Sweet Dreams
Embrace You Tight
Hope Your Day Was
Quite All Right
And
Now I Bid You A
Lovely Good Night ... :)
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Memon At Petrol Pump
Bhai 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do
Salesman: Bhai Itna Sara Petrol Dalva
K Kahan Jana Hai?
Memon: Jana Kahan Hai Hm
To Aise Hi Paise Urate Hen...
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Aik Memon hamesha aik din chor kar agle din sex karta tha.
Dost ne pocha aisa q kartey ho?
Memon:kya karain bhai aik din to condom sukhane main lag jata hey.
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Memon: Pant ki silayi kitni hai?
Tailor: Rs. 150.
Memon: Chaddi ki?
Tailor: Rs. 50.
Memon: Ok. Chaddi Hi C de par LambaI pairon tak rakna.
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Train me 1 Machchar Chinese ka sir per betha,
Woh usko pakar kar kha gaya!
Phir 1 Machchar Memon k sir par betha,
Usne pakar kar Chinese se pucha:
Memon apne Bachy Ko mar rha tha,
Us K Dost ne pocha, q mar rahy ho?
Memon: yar ye toilet jana chata he.
Dost:to Kya hoa, jane do.
Memon:Nai yar,isy phr Bhook lag jye gi.
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Why MEMONS are banned to play Hockey and Football?
Because....
Corner miltay he DUKAAN khol letay hain. :-)
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1 Memon subha so ko utha to
dekha ke uski biwi marr gaye hay.
Wo foran kitchen me gaya or
apni beti ko galay laga kar rony laga or bola:
1 banday ka nashta kam banana.
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Sari Missed Calls Or Msgs Ko:
Mad-e-Nazar Rakhte Hue Ye Adalat Panel Code Dafa 302 K Tehet Msg Parhne Wale Ko Msg Na Karnay K Jurm Mein
"Memon" Qarar Deti Hai..!
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Saray gawahon ko madd-e-nazar rakhtay huye,
Ye adaalat dafa 420 k tehat msg parhny waly mujrim ko msg na bhejne k jurm main,
MEMON qarar deti hai.
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Girl : Sex karogy?
Memon: Mere wife jaisa karogi kya?
Girl: Tumhari wife kaisy karti hai?
Memon: Muft mein..
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Do aadmi memon ki baraat mein gaye,
Wahan baar baar pani pesh kiya ja raha tha.
Tang aa kar aik ne kaha:
Janab halaq mein pani phans gaya hai.
Thori se biryani la dein.
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Memon aur us ki girl friend SeaView per baithay Chips kha rahay thay..
Dono aik dusray ki aankhon mein dekh rahay thay..
Larki ne pyar se poocha..
ke
Tum kuch Feel kar rahay ho?
Memon Bola: Haan
Larki Boli: Kya??
Memon: Yahi ke tum mujh se ziyada chips kha rahi ho!
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MEMON ka Beta Girl Friend k sath Ghoom k Gher aya to Bap ne Puchha
Kitne paisy kharch kiye?
Beta: 50 rupay.
Bap: (Ghussa ho kar) 50 rupay?
Beta: Abba uske pas 50 hi thay.
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Memon to his Son: Beta shadi k din susral walay ghari dein tu suit mang lena.
Scooter dein tu car mang lena,
dokan dien tu ghar.
Beta: Dad larki dein to uski maa mang lon?
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Ek Memon ko Jin charh gaya,
3 din k baad Jin khud ek Aalim k paas gaya aur bola:
Aalim sahab mujhe bahar nikalo, main to bhooka he mar jaonga.
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Faqeer ne 1 Memon Aurat se kaha: Mujhe khana mil sakta hai?
Memon Aurat boli: Kal ka salan kha lo gy?
Faqeer: G kha longa,
Memon Aurat: To phir kal aana.
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Memon k ghar pe guest aaye, bivi ne kaha "Jao mehmanon k liye kuch le kar aao."
Memon bahar gaya!
Aur Texi le kar aa gaya.
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Titanic K Sath Memon Bhi Doob Raha Tha
Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha
Dost:
Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Memon:
Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda
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Memon boss 2 worker:
Tumne is saal mehnat se kaam kia hai,
is liye 5000 ka bonus cheque de raha hon.
Agar isi tarha kaam karoge to
agle saal is pe sign ker donga.
