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Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company? A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house. - Neil Armstrong and Joke Q. What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? A. One was the first to walk on the moon and the other fucks little boys up the ass. - Michael Jackson pick Joke Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue. - Michael Jackson place Joke Q. Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men? A. He thought it was a delivery service. - 18 balls and Joke Q. What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs? A. A Michael Jackson slumber party. - Hillary want to have Joke Q. Why does Hillary want to have sex with Bill Clinton first thing in the morning? A. She wants to be the first lady. - How come Mike Tyson Joke Q. How come Mike Tyson’s eye's water during sex? A. Mace - Ellen DeGeneris Joke Q. What does Ellen DeGeneris cook for dinner every night? A. She doesn't, she eats out! - Magic Johnson Joke Q. Why can't the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? A. Everyone would be afraid to lick it. - Christopher Reeves Joke Q. What's the difference between Christopher Reeves and OJ Simpson? A. Christopher Reeves got the electric chair....and O.J walked! - George Michael Joke Q. What's white and sticky and found on the bathroom wall? A. George Michael's latest release. - Hugh Grant Joke Q. What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick? A. Hugh Grant. - A microwave stops Joke Q. What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? A. A microwave stops when you open the door. - Michael Jackson know Joke Q. How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed? A. When the big hand is on the little hand. - A plastic bag Joke Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag. - Helen Kellers mother Joke Q. How did Helen Keller's mother punish her? A. By rearranging the living-room furniture. - Helen Keller do when Joke Q. What did Helen Keller do when she fell down the well? A. She screamed her hands off. - Helen Kellers parents Joke Q. What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her for swearing? A. Washed her hands with soap. - Michael Jackson have in Joke Q. What does Wal-Mart, Zellers and Michael Jackson have in common? A. Boy's underwear half off. - 100 Women Surveyed Joke Q. 100 Women Surveyed, "Would you have sex with Bill Clinton?" A. 80% said not again. - McDonalds Joke Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns. - Bill Clinton and Joke Q. What does Bill Clinton and a country folk dancer have in common? A. They both throw a ho down. - Michael Jacksons new book Joke Q. Have you heard about Michael Jackson's new book? A. It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing" - On the beach Joke Q. What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? A. Get out of my sun! - Michael Jackson scream Joke Q. Why does Michael Jackson scream? A. Because it hurts. - Jackson and Neil Armstrong Joke Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? A. Neil walked the moon, Michael Jackson... fucked little boys. - Jacksons new band Joke Q. Did you hear about Michael Jackson's new band? A. It's called the Jackson Five and Under. - David Blaine Joke Q. What did Saddam say when he came out of his hole? A. Did I beat David Blaine? - Get out Joke Q. What did the woman tell Michael Jackson at the beach? A. Get out of my son! - Michael Jackson like Joke Q. Why does Michael Jackson like twenty six year olds? A. Cause there's twenty of them. - Jackson and a Nintendo Joke Q. What does Michael Jackson and a Nintendo have in common? A. They are both made of plastic and kids turn them on. - Feel the World Joke Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record? A: "Feel the World." - Jacksons latest song Joke Q: Did you hear about Michael Jacksons latest song? A: "Don't let your son go down on me." - Little Boy Blew Joke Q: What's Michael Jackson's favorite nursery rhyme? A: Little Boy Blew. - Lorena Bobbit Joke Q: What did Michael Jackson say to Lorena Bobbit for celebrity fun? A: "SILLY Bobbit! Dicks are for KIDS!" - Miss Bobbit Joke Q: What do Michael Jackson and Miss Bobbit have in common? A: They both played with little wieners. - Jackson get food poisoning Joke Q: Why did Michael Jackson get food poisoning? A: He ate a nine year old wiener! - Jackson get kicked out Joke Q: Why did Michael Jackson get kicked out of the school cafeteria? A: Because he ate all the kids' wieners. - Jackson call a circumcision Joke Q: What does Michael Jackson call a circumcision? A: Foreplay. - Jackson and an Xbox Joke Q: What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? A: Both get turned on by kids!!! - Jackson and Santa Claus Joke Q: What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? A: They both leave little boys' rooms with empty sacks. - Jackson and Dr Spock Joke Q: What do Michael Jackson and Dr. Spock have in common? A: They both know how to rear a child. - Minor League Joke Q: What do Celebrity Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan have in common? A: They both play ball in the Minor League. - Jackson and Jordan Joke Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? A: One is in the Minors, the other is into Minors. - Michael trying out Joke Q: Why's Michael trying out for the NBA? A: He's a crack shooter. - Jackson and Neil Joke Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? A: One was the first man to walk on the moon, and the other f***s little boys. - 25 years Joke Q: What does Michael have in common with NASA? A: It's been 25 years since his first moon landing. - Jacksons favorite holiday Joke Q: What is Michael Jackson's favorite holiday? A: Christmas because he gives the well behaved kids a special gift... - Michael going on holiday Joke Q: Where's Michael going on holiday? A: He's off to Tampa with the kids. - Jackson and Walmart Joke Q: What do Michael Jackson and Wal-mart have in common? A: They both have small boys pants at half off! - Jackson go to K Mart Joke Q: Why did Michael Jackson go to K Mart? A: He heard they had small boys pants half off. - A happy meal Joke Q: What does Michael Jackson think of when he sees a boy in a McDonald's suit? A: A happy meal. McDonald's is bringing out a new "Michael Jackson Burger"... It has 35 year old meat inside 5 year old buns. The new burger at McDonald's is called the McJackson. It consists of matured beef between two fresh white buns. - Michaels rear and an LA jail Joke Q: What do Michael's rear and an LA jail have in common? A: Both hold the juice. - Youngstown there Joke Q: Why does Michael Jackson want to move to Ohio? A: He heard there's a Youngstown there. - Chinese name Joke Q: What's Michael Jackson's Chinese name? A: Melikeemyoung. - Emergency Room Joke Q: Did you hear that Michael Jackson was taken to the Emergency Room? A: He was choking on a small bone! - 12 year old buns Joke Q: Did you hear about the new McDonalds McJackson sandwich? A: It's a 35 year old slab of meat between two 12 year old buns - 12 go into 35 Joke Q: How many times does 12 go into 35? A: Ask Michael Jackson. - A threesome Joke Q: What's 6 + 46 + 5? A: A threesome with Michael Jackson. - Screw in a light bulb Joke Q: How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. Michael Jackson only screws little boys! - Reaching bottom Joke Q: Why isn't all the controversy bothering Michael? A: He doesn't mind reaching bottom. - Michael Jacksons hand Joke Q: What's soft and brown and sometimes found in little boy's diapers? A: Michael Jackson's hand! - Jacksons makeup Joke Q: What's the worst stain to try and remove from little boy's underpants? A: Michael Jackson's makeup. - Jacksons pocket Joke Q: What's white and in Michael Jackson's pocket? A: His other hand. - Jacksons toaster Joke Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's toaster? A: The bread goes in brown, and comes out white. - Emily Dick in son Joke Q: Who's Michael Jackson's favorite poet? A: Emily Dick in son. - Macaulay Culkin Joke Q: Why did Michael invite Macaulay Culkin to the house? A: He's like the little boy he never had. - Michael actually proposition Joke Q: How did Michael actually proposition the little boy? A: It was just a slip of the tongue. - Throw me the Joke Q: What did Michael Jackson yell when he fell off the boat? A: Throw me the bouy!! - Jackson is giving a party Joke Q: How can you tell when Michael Jackson is giving a party? A: By all the Big Wheels in his driveway. - Michael like to party Joke Q: How does Michael like to party? A: He sips a couple of Tall Boys. - Slim Jims Joke Q: What's Michael's favorite snack? A: Slim Jims. - Big Boys Joke Q: What's Michael's favorite fast food? A: Big Boys. - Creamed shrimp Joke Q: What's Michael's favorite dish? A: Creamed shrimp. - Dubois Joke Q. Did you hear Michael Jackson is moving to PA... Guess which town? A. Dubois. - Michael so tough Joke Q: Why is Michael so tough? A: He can lick any kid on the block. - Jackson consider Joke Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a perfect "10"? A: Two 5 year olds. - Jackson and Rum Joke Q: What do Michael Jackson and Rum have in common? A: They both come in small tots. - Malt Whiskey Joke Q: What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common? A: They both come in tots. - The under Eights Joke Q: What does Michael hand round after dinner? A: The under Eights. - Instead of after Joke Q: What does Michael Jackson give his guests after dinner? A: Instead of after eight mints, he gives them under eight children. - Little cans Joke Q: What's black and white and comes in little cans? A: Michael Jackson. - Jackson doll Joke Q: Hear about the new Michael Jackson doll? A: It comes in a little can. - Jackson candy bar Joke Q: Have you seen the new Michael Jackson candy bar? A: It's white chocolate with no nuts.... (but kids like it) - When the crib breaks Joke Q: What is the worst thing about making love to Michael Jackson? A: When the crib breaks. - Jacksons sperm count Joke Q: How do you find out Michael Jackson's sperm count? A: Look it up in Webster's. - Jackson opening a sperm Joke Q: Why is Michael Jackson opening a sperm bank? A: He always has a shitload of semen. - Children out the ass Joke : How do we know Michael Jackson isn't really a virgin? A: He's got children out the ass. - Shit happens Joke Q: What did Michael Jackson say after he was interrupted during sex? A: "Shit happens!" - Jackson scream when Joke Q: Why does Michael Jackson scream when he touches his nuts? A: He's sore from the kids last night, |
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