Knock Knock Jokes


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let us in; it's cold out here.
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
I love.
I love who?
I don't know, you tell me!
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Tank!
Tank who?
You're welcome!
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Woo.
Woo, who?
Don't get so excited, it's just a joke.
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Luck.
Luck who?
Luck through the key hole and you'll find out.
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Repeat.
Repeat who?
Who Who Who!
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ali
Ali, who?
Alittle old man who can't reach the doorbell!
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