Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let us in; it's cold out here.
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
I love.
I love who?
I don't know, you tell me!
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Tank!
Tank who?
You're welcome!
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Woo.
Woo, who?
Don't get so excited, it's just a joke.
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Luck.
Luck who?
Luck through the key hole and you'll find out.
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Repeat.
Repeat who?
Who Who Who!
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ali
Ali, who?
Alittle old man who can't reach the doorbell!
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