Sardar jokes-Sweater
Mrs Kartar had bought a beautiful sweater for her husband . She sent it to her husband by parcel post along with a note. The note said : ' The buttons of the sweater are removed since they where too heavy and added to the postage . You will find them in the right hand pocket of the sweater. ************************************************************ Sardar jokes-Black Tie Party A Sardar received an invitation, to a party which said “Black Tie Only”!! When he went to the party he was surprised to find the other invitees wearing trousers and shirts as well !!!! ************************************************************ Sardar jokes-Lost cheque book Sardar lost his cheque book . Next day, he goes to Bank manager to inform him about it . Manager says : Be careful any one can put your signatures, check daily with bank as our computers are not working, I can't arrange for stop payments. Sardar: Dont worry Manager , I have already signed all cheques, so nobody can sign. ************************************************************ Sardar jokes-A Police Story Three police squads , The Scotland Yard police , The NY Police and the Punjab Sardar brigade contest for the best police force ward . The judges lead them to the Gir forest of India and assign them the mission . He who captures an adult Lion and brings it back alive in the fastest time will be adjudged the best . First Scotland yard goes into the forest and comes back in half an hour with a Lion all tied up . Then the NY police go in and come back in 15 minutes with a tied up lion. Lastly the sardar brigade goes in . 15 minutes , half an hour , one hour goes and no sign of our saradrjis The judges give up and decide to search for them . They go into the forest . After some searching , they find the sardarjis all excitedly yelling near a tree . The sardarjis have tied up a big bear to a tree and one of them is shouting , "Bol tu sher Hai ! Saala Bol ! tu Sher Hai !! " (Admit that you are a lion! You are a lion). ************************************************************ Short funny jokes-Heaven Sardar's wife: You know, husband & wife aren't allowed to be together in heaven! Sardar: Yes, I do.That's why it's called heaven! ************************************************************ Sardar Jokes-Bar in New York Man on his right says “Johny Walker single”. Man on his left says “Peter Scotch single”. Sardar says - “Baljith Singh Married” ************************************************************ Sardar jokes-A Police Story Three police squads , The Scotland Yard police , The NY Police and the Punjab Sardar brigade contest for the best police force ward . The judges lead them to the Gir forest of India and assign them the mission . He who captures an adult Lion and brings it back alive in the fastest time will be adjudged the best . First Scotland yard goes into the forest and comes back in half an hour with a Lion all tied up . Then the NY police go in and come back in 15 minutes with a tied up lion. Lastly the sardar brigade goes in . 15 minutes , half an hour , one hour goes and no sign of our saradrjis. The judges give up and decide to search for them . They go into the forest . After some searching , they find the sardarjis all excitedly yelling near a tree . The sardarjis have tied up a big bear to a tree and one of them is shouting , "Bol tu sher Hai ! Saala Bol ! tu Sher Hai !! " (Admit that you are a lion! You are a lion). ************************************************************ Sardar jokes-Organ transplant Santa and Banta had been having a few beers at the bar together recounting old times when the call of nature caused them to line up at the same time, still deep in conversation. But Santa could hardly ignore the fact that Banta was very well endowed. "I say, that's a remarkable dong you have there," Santa was prompted to remark. "Wasn't always that way," replied Banta. "Medical science can do wonders with transplants these days," he said. "I got this done in Chandigarh. It costs me twenty thousand bucks, but as you can see, well worth every rupee." Santa was envious. In fact, he packed his bag that night and drove to Chandigarh. It was a good six months later before he ran into Banta once again and he could hardly wait to tell him that he had taken his advice and was well pleased with the result. "You were diddled. I got mine for ten thousand bucks only." Banta could hardly believe it. Same address in Chandigarh, same doctor. Complaining that he had been ripped off, he asked Santa if he could have a look. Once more they lined up at the loo and when Banta took a peek over the partition the worried frown which had creased his face disappeared and he starts laughing. "What happened, why are you laughing?" "No wonder," Banta laughed. "That's my old one!" ************************************************************ Sardar jokes-On the roof Q. How do you get Sardar on the roof? A. Tell him the drinks are on the house. ************************************************************ Sardar jokes-Hold on Q. What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears? A. Trying to hold on to a thought. ************************************************************ Sardar jokes-Furniture business A Sardar furniture dealer decided that he wanted to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris to see what he could find. After arriving in Paris (this being his first trip ever to the French capital), he met with some manufacturers and finally selected a new range of furniture that he thought would sell well back home in India. To celebrate the new acquisition, he decided to visit a pub and have a glass of wine. As he sat down enjoying his wine, soon enough, a very beautiful & attractive young lady came to his table, asked him something in French (which he did not understand), and motioned towards the chair. He invited her to sit down. He tried to speak to her in Hindi, Punjabi & English, but she did not speak or know any of these languages. So, after a couple of minutes of trying to communicate with her, he took a napkin and drew a picture of a wine glass and showed it her. She nodded, and he ordered a glass of wine for her. After sitting together at the table for a while, he took another napkin, and drew a picture of a plate with food on it, and she nodded. They left the pub and found a quiet cafe that featured a small group playing romantic music. They ordered dinner, after which he took another napkin and drew a picture of a couple dancing. She nodded, and they got up to dance. They danced until the cafe closed and the band was packing up. Then, after they were back at their table, the young lady took a napkin and drew a picture of a bed. .... Would you believe it.. Till this day, the Sardar has no idea how she figured out that he was in the furniture business!!!! ************************************************************ Sardar jokes-35 runs In one local cricket match, a Sardar raised his bat on making 35 runs. His partner asked "Sardar, there is no century or half century or winning moment. Why did you raise your bat?" The Sardar replies, "You don't know the value of 35 scores (passing marks). I know it from my school time." ************************************************************ Sardar jokes-Clock has arrived Santa Singh's wife was expecting and the baby was due any day. Santa was very confident it would be a boy and was looking forward to the D-day. As fate would have it, he was transferred to another city and had to join office immediately. Before going, he asked his father -in-law to send a telegram confirming birth of his son. But in order to avoid giving party to his office colleagues, he asks his father -in-law to write "The clock has arrived" and he will understand that the son is born. The D-day arrived. His wife delivered a cute little baby girl. Now Santa's father-in-law didn't know what to do. If he writes "the clock has arrived" Santa will think he has got a Son. If he writes "clock has not arrived" Santa will get worried that something serious has happened. But being a very intelligent person, he finds a solution and sends the telegram. Santa received the telegram, opened it eagerly and reads "The clock has arrived, but the pendulum is missing". ************************************************************ Sardar jokes-Pin Q. What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you? A. Run like crazy….he's got a hand grenade in his mouth. ************************************************************ Indian Sardar Jokes - Relax One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in America. A lady came and asked him, " Are you relaxing (relax singh)" Sardar answered '" No I am Banta Singh" Another Guy Came and asked the same Question. Sardar answered " No No Me Banta Singh" Third one came and asked the same question Sardar was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place. While walking he saw another Sardar enjoying the Beach. He went and asked him " Are you Relaxing?" The other Sardar was much educated and answered "Yes I am relaxing " Our Sardar slapped him on his face and said, " Salay, Sab tere Ko wahah doond rahe hai aur tu Yahaan Aaram Kar raha hai.(Everybody is searching you there and you are enjoying here.)" ************************************************************ Sardar jokes-Pressed As the crowded elevator descended, Banta's wife, Preeto, became increasingly furious with Banta, who was delighted to be pressed against a gorgeous girl. As the elevator stopped at the main floor, the girl suddenly whirled, slapped Banta, and said, "That will teach you to pinch!" Bewildered, Banta was halfway to the parking lot with Preeto when he choked, "I... I... didn't pinch that girl." "Of course you didn't," said Preeto, consolingly, "I did." ************************************************************ Sardar jokes-Hand Grenade Q. What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you? A. Pull the pin and throw it back. ************************************************************ Funny Indian sardar Jokes - Interview Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good. Santa Singh: Bad. Interviewer: Come. Santa Singh: Go. Interviewer: Ugly. Santa Singh: Pichlli. Interviewer: U G L Y? Santa Singh: PICHLLY !!!!!!! Interviewer: Shut Up. Santa Singh: Keep Talking. Interviewer: Get Out. Santa Singh: Come In. Interviewer: Oh my God. Santa Singh: Oh your Devil. Interviewer: You are Rejected. Santa Singh: I am Selected. ************************************************************ Sardar jokes-Modern Art Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ? Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror! |
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